I smell fucking awesome. It is unbelievable! I guess the smoking killed that sense because it is coming back now in full force! For the full day I was astounded at A.) How awesome my deodorant smelled and B.) at how well my deodorant works!!! I didn't have to do 1 "armpit check" all day, because I just KNEW that they smelled fruity and great!
I also finally understand why all those girls in the shampoo commercials wave their hair around like they are attempting to be in an 80's glam band! They have to be intoxicated by the fruity wonderfulness that is shampoo! The smell lasts for bloody hours! This is also what brought about my understanding as to why guys always shy away from the pink girly soaps. This reluctant action was always a mystery to me because I could never smell the sweet scents for more than 5 minutes. I now understand that they don't want to smell pussy whipped for the WHOLE DAY!!
I also have a new appreciation for how great gain laundry detergent really does smell, all I want to do is run around sniffing my clothes!
ahhhhhh smelling..one of the many senses I took for granted :>
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Wait until your taste buds start kicking in again! That first steak dinner is going to be a taste bud explosion of yummy steaky goodness!
ReplyDeletemmmmmm, I am looking forward to it :>
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